Constipated Funny Quote Candle 200g - Hilarious Bathroom Humour Gift

At Scented Aromas we ship daily - Excluding weekends. Next Day delivery services still have the same processing time of 3-5 working days.

We ship via Evri and Royal Mail.

We ship throughout the UK and Internationally to the USA & Australia.

When purchasing from Scented Aromas each product is made to a high quality and a high standard, we will ensure your purchases are sent to you suitably packaged. If you feel your item is damaged please contact us using the contact us page and we will aim to get back to you within 1 working day with a solution. However if you simply do not like your item I am afraid we do not accept refunds or exchanges due to personal hygiene and the nature of the product.

This 200g candle is made with natural soy wax and a cotton wick for a clean, even burn. Infused with aromatherapy-inspired scents, it provides gentle relaxation while delivering a humorous, uplifting message.

Key Features:

Soy Wax – clean, slow-burning, eco-friendly

Cotton Wick – even, soot-free burn

200g Candle – long-lasting and gift-ready

Aromatherapy Scents – uplifting and soothing

Humorous Affirmation Quote – guaranteed to make someone laugh

Hand-poured in the UK – small-batch, high-quality

✨ Perfect for gifting or keeping for yourself, this candle spreads positivity, humour, and a little cheeky sass wherever it’s lit.

Light your “C*ntstipated” Candle to create a cheeky, uplifting, and mood-boosting atmosphere. Place on a safe, heat-resistant surface and enjoy the soft glow, aromatherapy scents, and humorous affirmation. Perfect for brightening someone’s day, lifting spirits, or gifting a laugh to a friend, colleague, or loved one.